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National sexual intercourse day

A day where you and your partner can have the most intercourse of your life’s only on a special day...
DECEMEBER 12th

what the sexual intercourse 

THAT DOG JUST SHIT ON YOUR PANTS
"what the Sexual Intercourse, NOOO"

The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse 

The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse, explains that Today's men and women will Express a feeling equivalent to pure happiness during sex by saying 'Poggers', instead of wording like 'Oh Yes' or 'Oh god yes'. This Can most likely start and end with the current Generation; However, with the Poggers Formula which is PoG+ Current Generation = GeR+Number of Remaining years of said Generation Can show how Many more years It will be used in that generation.
Man: *Cums* "Poggers!"

Woman: "What did you say?"

Man: "I Said Poggers Amy, Ever Heard of the Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse?"

Woman: "Oh..I guess It's ok then"

What in the anal sexual intercourse

What in the anal sexual intercourse is going on here?!

i had sexual intercourse with ur mom 

Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it
Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr

wednesday sexual intercourse 

woo wednesday+sexual intercourse.

this is a phrase used by maroun tarabey

it can be used while talking about toes.
person1: i like toes

person2: bro gay
person1: Shut the fuck up shit the fuck we did Wednesday sexual intercourse