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Resource douche

A legitamate SOB, who drains all of the potential hilarity, romance, deepness, etc. out of a line, or joke by informing everyone around, the phrase that was stated was stolen from such-and-such movie, show, commercial, etc.

an inconsiderate that kills the mood by leaking the reference point of something someone has said
dude 1: Hey! My TOMS finally came in!!
Dude 2: ALGEBRAIC!!!!
Dude 3: You got that from adventure time!
Dude 2: wow, way to be a resource douche.

Chick: Asdgdhdhf!!!! I need more lipstick!!
dude: you're amazing, just the way you are.
Chick: That's a line from a Bruno Mars song!!
dude: thanks for killing the moment, you resource douche.
by Stev McWavy November 3, 2010
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Recourse

When you repeat intercourse the morning after a questionable one night stand
"Dude, I can't believe i recoursed that girl this morning. She was like a soft 3 but I was at a level 10 erection so I had to make it happen"
by UrBoi123 October 23, 2017
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Human Resource Manager

Generally a woman named Melinda or Judy that is single in her 40s (occasionally divorced in her late 50s), that wears a navy suit while researching and communicating health benefits. Other useless tasks endeavored include interviewing more qualified people then they are and facilitating sexual harassment trainings to those in the verge of bringing the company down with sexual exploitations of their admins.
"Hey Bill, Judy the human resource manager just arrived from Corporate. Who is getting fired?"
by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016
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Gentlemen's Resources

"What are you doing"
"I am browsing the Gentlemen's Resources"
"So your looking at Porn then"
"Yes, that I am"
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resourcefully

To express effectively
The whole training program is to act resourcefully while facing difficult circumstances.
by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016
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Resource funneling

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.
"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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Resource Bitch

The one player in Minecraft that usually cannot be trusted with any job other than gathering stuff like wood, cobblestone, and food.
Mark: Where is Randy, Howard?
Howard: Remember, he lost our diamonds and I made him our resource bitch.
by Altonfan May 1, 2023
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