Rabbi Rectum

A large Jewish woman who likes extreme anal sex and giving rim jobs to wind tunnel tested hairy men.

He got licked like Rabbi Rectum

by DonkeyLicker November 14, 2006

Rabbi Weinberg

Rabbi W is an amazing person and loves his kids. Tho, he likes his daughter Ruchama shira more then his other daughters, Elliesheva and Atara. He is most famous for his singing during nshahs davening.

Yo. Rabbi weinberg is the man

by Benji Orbach February 25, 2019

Hit the Rabbi

1. Mess up royally
2. screw the pooch
3. embarrassing mistake/awkward interaction
4. fuck up ftw

My colleague sure "hit the rabbi" at the meeting today.

My stepsister can't drive; she needs a lesson on driving or else she will "hit the rabbi".

We made fun of my grandma, she sure knew "how to hit the rabbi" at the dinner table.

Man, I really hit the rabbi at work today. I'll be surprised if I'm still here tomorrow after my boss finds out what happened.

by Mello dawg January 13, 2012

Smokin' Rabbi

A man and woman engage in anal sex, and prior to ejaculating, the man removes his penis and paints sideburns on the woman with her own feces and then exclaims, "MAZEL TOV!"

To commemorate her Bat Mitzvah, Jacob gave her a Smokin' Rabbi.

by Adam Parker July 09, 2005

Rabbi Kube

Purposely giving your girlfriend a urinary tract infection by "riding dirty" with a dirty/crusty dick.

Nick: MATZAH YATZI!! I gave my Jew girlfriend another UTI dude!

Joey: Nice dude! I'm going to not clean my D for a few days and see if I can give my bitch a Rabbi Kube!

by Tank690009 November 04, 2008

rabbi hop

When something takes a ridiculous bounce or hop. Derived from when people say jewish as in "oh thats so jewish."

Holy shit! Did you see that. That was such a Rabbi hop.

by Dylan69 April 05, 2008

Rabbi Badger

Or the 'Dancing badger' as it is known can be found in the deep lakes of Detroit, Michigan.

Floudering as it does, he wigga's and wagga's down wit da nigga's, 'wesssst-siiiiddddddde, west-siiiiiiiide', it be heard rapping, it can also beat box.

Jay-Z is one. And maaaaybe Busta Rhymes, hard to say, I haven't seen his balls...

by dekionplexis.com January 27, 2005