An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.
"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
by bury me in scat February 2, 2021
Get the Quifmug. Your mom's a quif.
by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021
Get the Quifmug. 
A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.
by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024
Get the Quiffedmug.