Quif

To get tackled super hard in football
YOU JUST GOT QUIFED
by Quif November 24, 2020
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Quif

To get tackled in football super hard.
You just got quifed
by Quif November 24, 2020
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Quif

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles
by Fletch2017 June 02, 2021
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Quife

A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’
El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”
by God.SR August 06, 2022
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Quiffed

The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.
That last lot of bud from old mate quiffed up well.
by Em dog February 20, 2020
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Quiffed

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.
Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.
by zombie-survivor October 07, 2024
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