Quif

To get tackled super hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quif

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

Your mom's a quif.

by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021

Quif

To get tackled very hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED SON

by Quif November 24, 2020

Quiffed

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.

Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.

by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024

i quiffed

"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."

J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"

by BigQueenJ June 19, 2018

Quife

A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’

El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”

by God.SR August 6, 2022