Quif

An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.

"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"

"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"

by bury me in scat February 2, 2021

Quif

To get tackled super hard in football

YOU JUST GOT QUIFED

by Quif November 24, 2020

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Quife

A problem or a conflict with someone or a situation

“I have a quife with my teacher for not writing my rec letter yet after 5 months”

by Lalelalo October 28, 2025

queen of quifs

Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.

person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!

I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!

by queen of quifs July 25, 2018

Quiffed

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.

Oh God, I just quiffed my shoes.

by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024

Quif

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

Your mom's a quif.

by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021