The amount of weed a bud chops out too. Some buds are loose and what you see is what you get. Some are packed tight and chop out to be more than you were expecting.
by Em dog February 19, 2020

An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.
"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"
by bury me in scat February 2, 2021

A verb used to describe situations involving alcohol-induced defecating or vomiting, usually resulting in soiled clothing, bedding, footwear or a conveniently placed nearby coal scuttle.
by zombie-survivor October 7, 2024

Your mom's a quif.
by Fletch2017 June 2, 2021
