put on for you

A person that is willing to please/impress somone, even though the two people don't have an official relationship status. Or just don't belong to each other.
"I put on for you, even when i dont belong to you
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put someone (you) on the map

To cause (eg. a town, an actor, a trend, etc.) to become well-known or important.
Thesaurus: establish, bring fame to, make famous, glorify, make (slang).
Examples: put someone (you) on the map

Girl: I don't want to "talk" to you any more, or be in a relationship with you!?!
Guy: Hold On?!?
Girl: What?!?
Guy: You Think You The Shit Cause Guys On You Now? But I Put You ON THE MAP!?! Nobody was even fucking with you. But hey do you.

Vice Verse

Guy: I been dealing with some things. Its me, not you.
Girl: You Think You, Bad Now? None of those females wanted you! You was bummy before I bought you clothes and let you use my car, got you a phone... etc. Non of those girls wanted anything to do with you!
Guy: Man, You Lost Your Mind.
Girl: I put you on the map. But hey do you.
by Real Sai August 05, 2013
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Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?
A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?
by IbisRedibis August 01, 2011
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I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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When you put it that way

A phrase meant to represent one's humble acceptance of the fact that he was wrong all along, after it being made completely obvious by the other part.
Example 1:
Boyfriend: Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...

No, wait that's sort of surreal. Here's a better one:

Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn't eat that beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't eat my beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...
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you put the std in stud

A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.
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Put the you know what in the you know where
put the hoo-hoo dilly in the cha cha
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