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promiscuous folie a trois

A syndrome that affects nearly 2/3 of the American population. It is a name given, with a French twist, to describe those that are promiscuous and have many sexual partners.

Can occur in both sexes for different reasons:

Man suffering from promiscuous folie a trois: He sleeps with as many females as possible because he likes the "strange" and it just feels so damn good to be inside of a woman. Sometimes the syndrome manifests because he fears his own mortality and prompts him to enjoy as many women as he can before that day dawns. Other reasons may include: God complex, hate, apathy, heartbroken, passing the time or an actual love of all females all the time.

Woman suffering from promiscuous folie a trois: She sleeps with different men because she's looking for a mate for life; Hopefully one that can satisfy her sexually (for as long as they both shall live) and is strong enough to stand beside her. Another reason may be because when you got the "itch", it must be "scratched".
Man - Dr. just told me I have 2 weeks to live. I've been faithful to Sally these past 10 years but I think it's time to adopt the promiscuous folie a trois way of life.

Woman - Mary is such a folie imposee. She says in order for me to find the right man, I need to become more of a promiscuous folie a trois.
by onemankindawoman October 5, 2013
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Promiscuous Dope Fiends

Promiscuous Dope Fiend. What else is there to say?
"You are promiscuous dope fiends, Jonathon and Cecilia."
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Promiscuous Prairie Dog

As in prairie-dogging, your fecal matter will go in and out of the asshole, however with the Promiscuous Prairie Dog, the fecal matter goes in the mouth of a girl. This includes and is not limited to the nostril, asshole, ears, etc. If you get good at this, you may begin to do this with other animals such as dogs, cats, goats, etc. Cries of pleasure must be made while doing this.
"Mike Stevens gave a great Promiscuous Prairie Dog to his coworker last night."
by Mike T. Stevens February 19, 2009
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Promiscuous Leaf Blower

Someone who takes one for the other team, by blowing many gay/straight leaves, depending on their sexual orientation. For example, if you're a straight male you have to blow a gay leaf.
by sdkfjnkewjfiwuen August 6, 2009
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Promiscuous Goat

A man whore who has the facial hair, of a goat.
Omg, he's such a promiscuous goat, he needs to shave his face...off.
by ThatBitch420 September 23, 2015
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Promiscuous llama

When animals, engaged in sexy times, cause you to be late for an appointment...
"I would have gotten here sooner, but I ran into some promiscuous llamas!"
by McSparkles May 27, 2016
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Promiscuous inertia

The sudden realization and feeling of disappointment when the opportunity to pursue other sexual interests arise, but you are restrained from within the confines of an exclusive relationship.
The text message from her boyfriend caused Krista to lose all promiscuous inertia as the new guy at work asked if she had dinners plans.
by Jenna Taylia January 2, 2024
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