Prister Penaldo

A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.

Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!

by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024

Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.

look, It's Pristiano Penaldo! Run, hide the penalties!

by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024

pristiophoriformes

This is a type of shark called "Saw Shark" and they can get up to 4.5ft long, or 1.37 meters. They eat bony fish, including cornet fishes(Fistularia), shrimp, small squids, and various crustaceans.

"Did you see that pristiophoriformes? That's another word for Saw Shark!"

by rararatararraratataraatratarat May 14, 2024

poopie presties

When one becomes so drunk, they take all of their clothes off, run around, and finally pass out. Then they are found the next day in the closet by the host's mom naked in the closet covered in their own feces with a bucket over their head.

Josh went poopie presties last night! We didn't find him for three days!

by NtotheEtotheS July 7, 2009

Lord Pristic

The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.

Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic

by Boosie November 22, 2013

Jacob Prittie

He is everything and more. He makes his girlfriend( if he has one) feel like shes the only thing that matters. He's loving, kind, romantic, and very protective. When he says the loves you, believe it. Also don't take him for granted, he is probably the one guy that you will never get off your mind. You will miss him if you leave him. He always puts you first and makes you feel loved and special, even when you feel like nothing.

EX:I miss him so much!
Girl:Who?
EX:Jacob Prittie
Girl: You need to get over him and soon!

by Ãrī/-02 June 3, 2018

Stagecoach Pristinia

It's a shitty roblox bus 'game' group who dont even know any coding.

Wait? Who the fuck plays Stagecoach Pristinia?

by WahoozleStudios June 21, 2023