kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

by yawnses... January 10, 2026

pomegranite

A super-seed-filled fruit before it's ripe and soft.

I went to pick up a few antioxidant-rich fruits at the produce stand, but all they had were harvested-way-too-early pomegranites!

by QuacksO January 14, 2022