Pokémon Go!

The game that will cause all kids to kill themselves by jumping in front of cars to get pikachu.

Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!

by Raya Mcelreath December 23, 2016

The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

Pokémon Go

A mobile phone game that died harder than Harambe.

"Wanna go out, and play Pokémon Go?"
"Nah, breh, that game died harder than Harambe."

by Dat1kidwidaviper October 12, 2016

Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017

pokémon logic

Pokémon logic is everything that make sense in the Pokémon Universe.

Person 1: How can Gastly use Ice Punch?

Person 2: That's Pokémon logic, dude.

by Multiverseguy11 August 30, 2016

Pokémon Advocates

People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.

Pokémon Advocates: Pokémon win 100% of the time
Fully functional human beings: True

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021

Pokémon 4in1

A bootleg Pokémon game released for the NES, which has a collection of games on it which feature the Pokémon characters Clefairy, Wigglytuff, Psyduck, Chikorita, Cleffa, Marill, and Pikachu.

The video game is notorious for its inability to spell "Pikachu" at certain instances, the coding which renders all players high score name as "DDR DDR", unusual decisions in the game detail, and the surprisingly high difficulty. The four games are modified versions of other popular games so they'll feature Pokémon characters, the game and a description of them are bellow.

Picaclick, a modified tile-matching game
Picaslots, a modified slot game
Pacman, a modified version of Pacman which interestingly changes the ghost sprites into unknown characters that aren't based off of Pacman nor Pokémon
Picadance, a modified rhythm game

"Pokémon 4in1 on the NES ... a Pokémon game on a console ten years older than the original game, who thought this was a good idea? ... speaking of food Pikachu itself looks like a fucking potato." -Bootleg Pokémon Games, JonTronShow

by Storm M March 16, 2015