Pokémon Go!

The game that will cause all kids to kill themselves by jumping in front of cars to get pikachu.

Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!

by Raya Mcelreath December 23, 2016

The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

Pokémon Go

A mobile phone game that died harder than Harambe.

"Wanna go out, and play Pokémon Go?"
"Nah, breh, that game died harder than Harambe."

by Dat1kidwidaviper October 12, 2016

Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017

Pokémon Fantasy

a fantasy people have that involves Pokémon. It could be anything from Being a RL Pokémon Trainer to sexual fantasies

He dreams of riding Articuno in the sky, a typical Pokémon Fantasy

by Arceus777 January 14, 2015

Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.

#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.

by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021

pokémon logic

Pokémon logic is everything that make sense in the Pokémon Universe.

Person 1: How can Gastly use Ice Punch?

Person 2: That's Pokémon logic, dude.

by Multiverseguy11 August 30, 2016