Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football

You just missed and absolute plonker

by Chad man March 20, 2019

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018

Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.

A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0

by anonymous February 13, 2022

plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021

Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Plonker

wanking plonker

I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.

Stop wanking in the library you plonker

by Nugget tickler March 25, 2019

Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila

A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!

by anonymous February 13, 2022