when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
by RepGnar January 13, 2011
Get the pistachio nut surprisemug. by Fangmon January 19, 2009
Get the Pistachio ice creammug. A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012
Get the PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )mug. by sopistachio January 6, 2023
Get the So Pistachio Fr Frmug. pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
by frickhorses September 2, 2014
Get the pistachio joemug. by Generalpatton44 October 5, 2021
Get the Pistachio ice creammug. A person with an annoyingly high pitched voice.
He's such a pistachio when he sings.
by Enfix June 6, 2025
Get the Pistachiomug.