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Pervy pigeon

While in the nacelle of a wind turbine, the technician masturbates out of the tool hatch onto his coworkers below. As his load descends he radios to his coworkers "lookout for that pervy pigeon" in hopes they will turn upwards and be struck by his semen.
"I was uptower the other day and I sent down a pervy pigeon, landed one on my foreman's windshield"
by Wind-deez February 11, 2021
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E-perv

One who seems fine and dandy at first, appearing entirely benign. But then suddenly starts sending offensive messages and posting antagonistic comments...
That E-perv has sent me messages detailing every thought he has had of me for the last six months.
by from Channel Two March 23, 2009
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perv off

To arouse one's self with a perversion or fetish by a person or object.
"Hey! Don't perv off on my sister."

"Look at that guy over there. He's perving off on those magazines."

pervert
by bzzzzzzzz-POING December 28, 2009
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Perv Kitteh

A kitty Ray William Johnson used in his video called "YOU RACIST!"
It's the cat who would peak above the window seal and stare for a few seconds, then go back under (hiding itself)
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands, 'cause perv kitteh be lookin' in yo windows!

He's waiting until you leave the room so he can sniff yo underwear.
by Niggy Pop October 14, 2010
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pie perv

a Pie Perv is a person who posts or likes an immoral amount of food pictures online, and comments with things "yum" or "OMG Delicious"
James is such a pie perv, all his holiday snaps are of food...
I am such a pie pie perv, I posted 20 pictures of my sunday dinner last night
by Wendizzel October 24, 2015
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perv-out

To focus intently on a sexual stimulant, such as porn, while jerking off, usually for an extended period which sometimes includes edging.

More than one person can perv-out together, especially two males.
Brendon wanted to perv-out while looking at porn videos on his phone in the bathroom stall.
by Socaljerkoff May 15, 2018
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S.A.Perv

The online persona of someone who loves to confess his attraction and addiction to attractive women he worships or considers "sexy" which constitutes worthy as part of secret-spank-bank- collection, including editions of the sexiest selfie of the sexiest girls = complied of jpegs,gifs, mp4 files for admirers to masturbate to while imagining how good it feels to have sex with each girl.
S.A.Perv is Secret Admirer Pervert and you can tell that dude is some dude who wants to have sex with a girl so much, but is to afraid, so he beats off to girls excessively and loves to blog frequently of his naughty endeavors. He is harmless and horny. He really loves women who make him want to beg.
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