savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

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perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010

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perverse

(of a verdict) against the weight of evidence or the direction of the judge on a point of law.

"The jury's perverse verdict was unexpected and contrary to the weight of the evidence presented in the case."

by Arminkshipper May 5, 2025

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DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS

DO NOT GO GENTLE TAKE A SHIT!!!!

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS await the game of randomness.

FEAR GAME OF RANDOMNESS.
DANGEROUS PERERERVERDIOIIER - SHIT.632.AVAILABLE EATING POO POO.632

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

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Especially of an unwelcomed influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or a group of people. Existing in or spreading through every part of something like a pervasive odor. Whom which insults black people but are SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH THEM.

Friend: Look at that Jigga over there thinking they all bad and shit.
You: oh quit being a PERVERSIVE JIGGA LOVER!

by PoohBearSplinter September 12, 2020

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