Pelican

Meaning crap, cheap or nasty behavior or product design.
Bob: My mum told me off for nothing
Bill: Aw man, that is well pelican!

Bob: That guy just messed up the paint job on your car
Bill: that is well pelican!

Bob: It just gets stuck on this screen and you can't get out
Bill: Aw that is well pelican man!

Bob: You've got to stay late and work on that thing
Bill: Aw that is well pelican!
by FutureMan3142 June 17, 2010
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pelican

a new code name for marijuana, that originated in the oxfordshire area of england.

to smoke the pelican becomes, to roast the pelican.
person 1: dude pass me the weed

person 2:dude be quiet my neighbours will hear, use code.

person 1: ok, pass me the 'pelican'
by thepogmeister! March 06, 2010
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Modest pelican

A legendary YouTuber with over 1 million subscribers and loves watching hot tub streams on Twitch
by Master bay shan July 10, 2021
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Dos Pelicans

Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.
Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.
by VirJohn June 14, 2013
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Rusty Pelican

Variation of a Rusty Trombone. While a man is having his balls mouthed from behind/underneath, his partner tucks his balls inside her lower jaw and generously reaches around to give a tug. The male recipient farts causing the rectum-facing ball handler to madly flap her arms in an effort to wave away the noxious gas - resembling a pelican taking flight.
I walked in on Dina and Ben last night right at the gassy crescendo of a Rusty Pelican.
by Odiggz August 17, 2014
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belgian pelican

Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.
VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?

NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!
by net0n February 05, 2011
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Pelican Jesus

(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.

(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul

Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.

Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 02, 2017
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