Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher

A deviant sexual maneuver involving a man and another individual (man or woman) who is adequately proportioned. The man, after returning from his local KFC, will proceed to pour large amounts of brown gravy across the body of his spherical partner. After waiting several hours for the gravy to solidify, the man inserts his penis into the love handles of his chosen mate and a pinching effect will occur.

The obese partner's willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.

Jon gave Jared a Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher, but the two neglected to return home to perform the maneuver. They have been banned from KFC ever since.

by Decoy<3Vezal January 12, 2010

Pennsylvania Pincher

This is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your penis. This is used to make sure you don't cum prematurely. Next pour gasoline on your penis and instert it into your girlfriends ass or pussy. When you feel like you are about to cum light your cock on fire and take off the paperclip. When you cum, fireballs will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. Pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. After you are done, shit on her eyes and say KFC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. If you don't have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! Don't be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in class!

I went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a Pennsylvania Pincher.

Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!

Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!

by IFUCKEDURMOMWITHABOOBIE! November 15, 2010

Penchester United

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls

Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?

by LuciThaDevi June 28, 2021

Minnesota Pincher

The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.

Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.

by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010

Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

Shadow Pincher

Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!

This girl needed more last night, so I had to sick the Shadow Pincher on her. Good Dog.

by murmursho June 1, 2015