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l'eau-oogle 

To concurrently speak with authority on a subject you have no advanced knowledge of while also recognizing and appreciating that all of your knowledge on the subject was obtained while doing research on your phone while on the toilet.

From the French L'eau + google. The French “guardez l'eau”, meaning “watch out for the water”, refers to the medieval European practice of throwing the contents of chamber pots out the window and into the streets in a way not entirely dissimilar to the way "facts" are thrown into conversation in the early 21st century.
I heard shoving a cactus up your ass can prevent you from getting <disease of your choice> but what do I know, I just l'eau-oogle 'd that.
l'eau-oogle by itchymonkey December 28, 2021
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dAnCiNxM oOgLe 

1. One who commutes to college via mommy. See weaksauce
2. Someone of low attention span. ADD
2. Someone with a nipple on his ear.
dAnCiNxM oOgLe is a homosexual
dAnCiNxM oOgLe by Monkey :D October 3, 2004

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood
This balled oogle clearly was on his way to enjoy a salmon.
Balled Oogle by Xenophilian September 20, 2022

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood.
This balled oogle was found in a thrift store in Panama Beach, Florida.
Balled Oogle by Xenophilian September 20, 2022

Boogle Oogle 

When goo makes your hair and/or penis wet!
he just got Boogle Oogled by that slime!
Boogle Oogle by Urban 69er February 14, 2024

balding oogle 

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.
The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

Balding Oogle 

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls
"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"
Balding Oogle by Bald dood May 31, 2024