one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

by finishhim May 25, 2011

One way ticket to Burlington

Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.

by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011

One way nigga

A member of African american descent that will call all his buddies and himself a nigga , but when a Caucasian friend calls him a nigga , he gets down right upset ...and could lead to stepping and stunting

So last Friday everything was going great at the bar with me and Omod until Jason called him a nigga . Now he's in jail for assault , fucking one way nigga .

by DJ robanski October 14, 2016

one way bastard

Someone who stops at mcdonalds for breakfast prior to showing up for work, and doesn't call his co-workers to see if they'd like something. Even though he knows that (1.) They will & (2.) they would be more than willing to pay them for said items.

Nick showed up with a tasty breakfast before work. He did not text or call anyone with his intentions. Now I have to sit here & watch him eat his Mcdonalds breakfast. That "one way bastard"

by blackbirdracing July 23, 2011

One Way Joe

A person who has to have everything their way and puts other people down for having different taste.

Hey man you want to go see a concert tonight?

Who's playing?

Well it's sort of an electronic..

Let me STOP you right there that music is for liberal pussies and gays. It has nothing god fearing to do with it... Pantera? That's a band.

You're such a One Way Joe.

by moosir2u December 29, 2013

One way friendship cuddle

You cuddled with bae but they didn't realize that it meant more to you

They thought you were just friends

We cuddled but he thinks we're just friends

Talk about one way friendship cuddle

by Internet savage April 22, 2016

One Way Mirror

Someone becomes a "One Way Mirror" when they are attempting to form a relationship with someone, but is the only one individual is interested in bonding. This leads to very one-sided relationships where one person knows a lot about the other, but it can't be said vice-versa.

Person 1 :Jack is being a total One Way Mirror, he won't leave me alone & keeps asking me all these questions. He knows so much about me, but I don't even know what classes he's taking.

Person 2: What a creep, can't he take a hint?

by blufrd April 29, 2021