OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

Offliner

One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.

My friend isn't on Twitter yet. Total offliner...

by juicecowboy August 19, 2009

offline browser

A newspaper

When the power is out for an extended period of time, sometimes you have to read in an offline browser.

by aseigler September 8, 2011

offliner

One who leaves during chat on IM, such as MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.

Franco says:
so yeah, lol that IS funny!
Your receiver is not online, so your message was not sent.

Franco: OMFG what an offliner!!!!

by ripples6542 January 19, 2008

OfflineStar

very epic builder person also has a helmet
why? we dont know ok

runeism pls unban me

OfflineStar

by usecoderenegade June 23, 2019

offlinestar

yes

OfflineStar yes

by usecoderenegade June 23, 2019