a town/city that is filled with lots of cokeheads- they all have loads of $$ and dont have anything better to do...there are lots of stay at home moms and rich housewives that mooch off of their husbands...everybody gets everything...there are never money issues within anybody's home...fights between people include no weapons whatsoever- there are lots of wannabe models - everybody has louis vuitoon gucci prada...entertainment is usually house parties in massive homes...unlike people in mississauga who get stoned in people's small shity garages...- our taxes are welfare for the ppl in mississauga- the guys here are obssessed with the slutty burlington girls ...our education is tougher but better. our life does not revolve around stupid mmto and t dot wire bullshit and club108 is dirt ... and yea...everybody is obssessed with the OC and guys love poker.the ghetto here is kerr street which is nowhere close to the ghettos of mississauga which are basically dumps...the buses here suck but it doesnt matter because everybody has their nice cars...the guys here look older and more mature and hotter unlike the imature guys from mississauga...overall....life in oakville is a lot better if you could afford it.oakville consists of bush parties every night over the summer...everybodys got pools, hot tubs and awesome basements
overall, there is less violence, more perfection, more success, and more fun.
it is a successful way to run away from that filth that lives down in mississauga
overall, there is less violence, more perfection, more success, and more fun.
it is a successful way to run away from that filth that lives down in mississauga
guy 1: yo man im madd bored
guy 2: lets snort some coke and go to that bush party
guy 1: truu, let me get my lexus
-typical conversation that happens in Oakville on a friday night-
guy 2: lets snort some coke and go to that bush party
guy 1: truu, let me get my lexus
-typical conversation that happens in Oakville on a friday night-
by secret12 March 2, 2006
Home of would-bes, has-beens, and general know-nothing-know-it-alls. Nothing really distinguishes Oakville from any other small suburb outside Toronto except the fact that it is generally regarded as one of the wealthiest towns in Canada. Big deal. Who really gives a shit where you're from. So why all the fighting guys? Can't we just all get along? Don't be a slave to the fatal suburban coma. Expand.
Joker: Oakville what!!
Batman: Unbelievable.
Robin: Holy Crap Batman! Joker's representin'!
Batman: No Robin. He's simply under the 'suburban spell'. He'll be dead from boredom in no time, just wait.
Joker: Chate!!!
Batman: Unbelievable.
Robin: Holy Crap Batman! Joker's representin'!
Batman: No Robin. He's simply under the 'suburban spell'. He'll be dead from boredom in no time, just wait.
Joker: Chate!!!
by Mx master Mike September 5, 2007
Oakville is a place where white kids wanna be black and black kids wanna be white. The upper class wants to be in a Abercombie commercial, and the girls are wannabee models. Not to include the "high class" twits who suck they're parents money away and will probably not move out til they are 30. Not only that but they're parents will probably have to make the downpayment.
Life is rough when you come from the mean streets of oakville....right....fags
Life is rough when you come from the mean streets of oakville....right....fags
Mom: Son would you like a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
Billy: Sure Ma, that would be great.
Mom: You know your 32 and unemployed maybe its time to get a job? or maybe your own place?
Billy: Well mom i'm really trying to focus on beating Donky Kong this summer and going to Sharkeys
Mom: Well okay, do you want animal crackers with your sandwhich
Billy: Do I ever....OAKVILLE
Billy: Sure Ma, that would be great.
Mom: You know your 32 and unemployed maybe its time to get a job? or maybe your own place?
Billy: Well mom i'm really trying to focus on beating Donky Kong this summer and going to Sharkeys
Mom: Well okay, do you want animal crackers with your sandwhich
Billy: Do I ever....OAKVILLE
by GunShow21 September 14, 2005
Oakville is full of white RICH skater fags that are soft as hell. There is absolutely no diversity in oakville...If there are any "black" people to be seen they are all corrupted into being skaters. Now some people that are new to oakville..like people from Mississauga and Toronto are the HARDEST people in the whole of oakville. These certain people have lived in a real world and realize how fucking boring oakville is. Now for those of you who do not know what the word "Hard" and "bitch" means...Please look it up...I tried to make this definition as Oakvillish as possible. Hope you had a good laugh :D
by Too real September 6, 2008
Oakville fagget: Im so gangster with my sk8board
Sauga PERSON: yo...your a fucking fag
Oakville fagget: Wanna fight me you looser
Mississauga PERSON: Shut the fuck up..
Oakville fagget: Geez...don't be so mean
Sauga PERSON: yo...your a fucking fag
Oakville fagget: Wanna fight me you looser
Mississauga PERSON: Shut the fuck up..
Oakville fagget: Geez...don't be so mean
by Saugaaaaaa September 6, 2008
a rich city with rich ppl, also filling up with "binders" it doesnt matter if we speak english or not, we are rich and taking over, ass
white boy - you brown ppl are crowding up my town
brown person - kiss my ass before i slap u with my wallet
brown person - kiss my ass before i slap u with my wallet
by punjabi27 August 23, 2005
Pussies that think just cuz they're rich little bitches that they can handle shit. When in reality everyone one in a NORMAL area such as Mississauga and Toronto and any where other then oakville..Knows that they can shove their skate boards up their asses any day. So unless you faggets wanna make something of this then reach sauga...and act all oakvillish...you'll see how much fun you'll have...OH and bring your lexus too...It'll look sick in a new paint job :D
by Fuck oakville September 6, 2008