by norK September 04, 2003
A nork is someone who is simply a looser, a degenerate.
A person who makes a fool of themselves, similar to a dumbass. Even if someone just makes a rediculus mistake or breaks somthing by accident... They are a Nork.
A person who makes a fool of themselves, similar to a dumbass. Even if someone just makes a rediculus mistake or breaks somthing by accident... They are a Nork.
by that answer June 02, 2010
A male that dedicates all of his time to pointless, socially-inept, timewasting activities such as: Dungeons & Dragons, Magic, or World of Warcraft. This in turn leads to a state of girlfriendlessness and smelling like armpits and sausage.
Word orgin: amalgamating the words nerd and dork.
Word orgin: amalgamating the words nerd and dork.
This comic book store smells like armpits and sausage because those norks over there are playing Magic.
by Heather OfTheGardens June 08, 2006
Breasts - from the initials of the New Orleans Rhythm Kings - the first black jazz bank to tour Europe. From the rhymic motion breasts make when making love. London slang
by Mick Hobday February 20, 2004
The opposite of New York. The city is in the north and the part that nobody cares about is south of it.
by realdonladtrump March 23, 2018
Of the portly, well endowed and sometimes aged of the female sex.
When the lady/beast in question wears a bra that is far too small for massive jubblies.
The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.
Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)
When the lady/beast in question wears a bra that is far too small for massive jubblies.
The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.
Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)
CLARENCE: Steve,did you see that Lindsay Lohan's 'Nork Chops' in that '9 oclock News' segment? Id tap me sumofthat!
STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.
CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.
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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna
vomit just by looking at them.
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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.
DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.
STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.
CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.
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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna
vomit just by looking at them.
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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.
DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish November 14, 2007
The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
by Jonny K November 01, 2005