mileage run

The absolute furthest you can go in a limited amount of time, such as on lunch break or weekend. Place can be a nice restaurant far away, or a far weekend destination

'Do you want to go to that hamburger joint by dearborn and michigan?'
'dude, that's so far!'
'it'll be a mileage run'

by akdunno January 6, 2019

Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires

Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it

by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021

mileage

How many people a female has had sex with (aka bodies). The higher, the worst.

Jane asked Michael out, but due to his friend warning him that she has a high mileage, Michael turned her down. Come to find out her body count was over 13.

by fucktaka February 27, 2022

gash mileage

An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.

Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022