Mozart Jacuzzi

The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.

"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."

by Bando and Hans June 5, 2024

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.

Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"

by ac3092 April 30, 2009

NIGGA MOZART

A Black Gentleman who is as great a Genius as Mozart.

Cee-Lo Green - Cee-Lo Green is the Nigga Mozart.

by Gypsy Son October 11, 2011

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011

Dirty Mozart

The sexual act of inserting musical instruments into a sexual partner, usually the subjects anus. Named after the composer and sexual fiend Mozart.

I was banging this guitar playing chick, she let me Dirty Mozart her guitar.

by Int.rnet_g.ngb.ng October 10, 2018

To Mozart

To love someone at the maximum level possibile. I mozart you!

To Mozart like a verb. I mozart you! We Mozart your music!

by Willy from the Bronx June 19, 2017

dirty mozart

While your girlfriend is saucin up the piano mad hard then you cum in her ass, then she "acciedntly" shits all over the piano👉🏿👌🏻

I pulled out my willy and stuffed her ass, then she stood on the piano, popped a squat, and now the instructor is curious if she got hit with a dirty mozart

by Dirty moz April 19, 2018