by Me Roboto December 17, 2022

It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.
Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

Morbid-keeping, also known as morbid keeping, or morbidkeeping, is a form of gate keeping used commonly across the internet.
It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping"
It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"
It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping"
It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"
A random popular streamer: "Guys, I'm trying to find the source for this but it's all just morbid-keeping replies!"
by ayochadbeat December 8, 2023

A super cool person/group of people with questionable morals, extremely dark sense of humour, listen to alternative music and dress alternatively, practice many forms of evil magic/voodoo, etc.
These people are likely to know several disturbing facts about really concerning topics and probably have committed multiple crimes. They seriously dislike "Normies" or as they call them "Mundanes" but absolutely despise elitists and gatekeepers.
They are much more comfortable around other alt people rather than the Mundanes.
They don't follow any specific religions and are NOT "devil worshippers". They mostly believe in the metal gods (super influential metal/rock musicians) because they actually existed.
These people are likely to know several disturbing facts about really concerning topics and probably have committed multiple crimes. They seriously dislike "Normies" or as they call them "Mundanes" but absolutely despise elitists and gatekeepers.
They are much more comfortable around other alt people rather than the Mundanes.
They don't follow any specific religions and are NOT "devil worshippers". They mostly believe in the metal gods (super influential metal/rock musicians) because they actually existed.
"ew eMo!"
'no, actually they're a Morbid.'
"what?"
'a Morbid is someone who loves metal music and is super cool, unlike you'
'no, actually they're a Morbid.'
"what?"
'a Morbid is someone who loves metal music and is super cool, unlike you'
by Theultimaterizzmaster August 6, 2023


Mentally Unstable Individual Whom Participates In Necrophiliac Acts, Usually Either Ukrainian Or Nordic.
by MorbidArchie March 23, 2024

It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.
Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025
