Morb

Short for Morbid; Someone who hates having fun and sits around with a face like a slapped ass!

"Yo check out the morbs next door"

"He's such a morb"

by Yaymie and K-dowg September 15, 2008

Got the morbs

Another way of saying that your sad. Based off if ild victorian speech.

"I feel really sad..."
"Awe man, you got the morbs" :(

by BitchinKitten July 17, 2014

morbing off

Heavy masturbation, usually done 3-4 hours a day. One can even say someone who morbs off is addicted to masturbating, and even comes up with excuses as to why he must leave, when in reality he is masturbating. Derived from MorBSouL on battle.net.

What the fuck, dude? Stop morbing off and get your ass back here.

by Mike & Mike March 18, 2005

morbing time

It's morbing time! this line is in reference to the iconic film, MORBIUS (2022). In which there is a scene where morbius says "it's morbing time!" and morbs all over a bunch of guys.

Hey, what time is it?
IT'S MORBING TIME!
time to morb!

by NotXcmshow June 01, 2022

Morb slander

someone who thinks Morbius is not the most movie of all time and is a fucking loser

"There is a morb slander among us.
'

by ramenmolester June 08, 2022

Morbe

Someone who is unhealthy for you. Someone who has a sick style. Someone who plays mind games to accomplish a goal.

I’m completely gave him my all, even after I said I wasn’t the morbe was such a gifted lover I didn’t realize what had happened.

by KnowThatIKnow July 20, 2020

morb and chill

It's netflix and chill but morbier

Me: Hey girl wanna morb and chill?
Her: Sure, I do love some quality morbin' time

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 27, 2022