Morb

Short for Morbid; Someone who hates having fun and sits around with a face like a slapped ass!

"Yo check out the morbs next door"

"He's such a morb"

by Yaymie and K-dowg October 28, 2008

Got the morbs

Another way of saying that your sad. Based off if ild victorian speech.

"I feel really sad..."
"Awe man, you got the morbs" :(

by BitchinKitten July 17, 2014

morbing off

Heavy masturbation, usually done 3-4 hours a day. One can even say someone who morbs off is addicted to masturbating, and even comes up with excuses as to why he must leave, when in reality he is masturbating. Derived from MorBSouL on battle.net.

What the fuck, dude? Stop morbing off and get your ass back here.

by Mike & Mike March 17, 2005

morbing time

It's morbing time! this line is in reference to the iconic film, MORBIUS (2022). In which there is a scene where morbius says "it's morbing time!" and morbs all over a bunch of guys.

Hey, what time is it?
IT'S MORBING TIME!
time to morb!

by NotXcmshow May 31, 2022

Morb slander

someone who thinks Morbius is not the most movie of all time and is a fucking loser

"There is a morb slander among us.
'

by ramenmolester June 8, 2022

Morbe

Someone who is unhealthy for you. Someone who has a sick style. Someone who plays mind games to accomplish a goal.

I’m completely gave him my all, even after I said I wasn’t the morbe was such a gifted lover I didn’t realize what had happened.

by KnowThatIKnow July 19, 2020

Morb Hopping

The act of theater hopping, specifically to a showing of Sony's Morbius

We just finished Doctor Strange, but let's try Morb Hopping

by Morbius 2022 May 14, 2022