by LewB05 November 26, 2023
Get the Dirty MistleToemug. When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.
"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."
by trijicog January 14, 2024
Get the Portuguese Mistletoemug. An National Day for one person
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!
by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021
Get the National Mistletoe Daymug. When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
Get the Mistletoe-kissmug.