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mind sex

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we can roll some weed, play some records and talk
i got a fly spot, downtown brooklyn new york
now i know you think i wanna fuck. no doubt,
but tonight we'll try a different route.
how 'bout we start with a salad, a fresh bed of lettuce with crutons
later we can play a game of chess, on the futon.
see i don't gotta get in your blouse;
it's your eye contact that be getting me aroused.
It's time for some mind sex,
we don't gotta take our clothes off yet
we can burn the incense
and just chat
relax
i got the good vibrations
before me make love let's have a good conversation
-Mind Sex, Dead Prez
by theGreatChe December 15, 2010
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miley and mandy show

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The miley and mandy show is a youtube show that 15 year old star Miley Cyrus has started with her friend, and 21 year old dancer Mandy Jiroux, who also happends to be a glamour model, and there a pictures of her all over the net wearing 'sexy' lingerine and bunny ears, etc. She is a bad influence on young Miley.

The show consists of the two sluts talking about crap, and mostly running around screaming like retarted tweeny boppers. Alot of people watch the show, but only the stupid 13 year old girls of Youtube find it funny.

The twosome have made about 9 videos so far, one of which is a dance battle with the choreographer from blockbuster step up 2.

On the showshomepage, Miley writes something like: "99% of the video comments are wonderful and encouraging, but we sometimes get afew that are just rude and uncalled for"
It's more than only 1% bad comments.. Looking at them, It's probably the other way around.

The girls stupidly did a parody a video from fellow Disney Channel stars, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez's show, causing abit of discreet bitchiness. In a recent interview with Twist Magazine, Selena says that neither her or Demi got offended by the parody, and that 'It was flattering! They do say immitation is the nicest form of flattery' which to me sounds abit sarcastic..

If you ask me, the whole idea for the show is just going to cause more controversy, say if Miley accidently does a seductive pose or something without thinking about it, Disney have a stupid hissy fit and yet ANOTHER Miley Cyrus scandol kicks off.

But what confuses me the most, why the fuck is a 21 year old doing hanging round with a 15 year old?
Basic miley and mandy show episode:
Miley: Hey guys!
Mandy: YEEEP
Miley: WOOOO YEEP TEEE LAA LAA WOOP
*Both girls laugh for no reason endlessley for about 5 hours while preteen girls sit and watch for no reason whatsoever*
Random preteen slut: THE MILEY AND MILEY SHOW ROCKS!
Normal Preteen, or anyone else with sense: WTF are you watching this crap for?
by xBELIVEIBLEDx June 2, 2008
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dirty mind syndrome

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dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.
Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome
by -BOFH- September 22, 2005
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Minty sanchez

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Like a dirty sanchez except toothpaste is used as lube and then you jizz in her mouth and use your dick as a toothbrush
Max: Hey baby I think tonight we should try out the minty sanchez.
eRIn: What's that?
Max: You'll find out soon enough
by Mike Hunt 69 March 12, 2008
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Mind Stroke

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Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
by blinddolphin April 8, 2011
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Mind Slut

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People who say and think dirty thoughts but don't do dirty things. People who are like Holden Caulfield.
"Stacy says such dirty things, she must be a mind slut."
by Eli Ray January 28, 2009
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Oral Mind Sex

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Often referred to as "brain licking," made popular by Bring The Pain, by Mindless Self Indulgence, where they said "I'm gonna lick out your brain." The act of oral mind sex is similar to the act of regular oral sex, involving using the mouth to sexually stimulate a partners mind. This form of oral sex is more multi-partner friendly, however the one receiving oral mind sex should mentally create a mind condom to help prevent the spread of MTD (Mentally Transmitted Diseases).
Oh my gosh, I can't believe Johnny gave Devi oral mind sex!!@ That is so wrong...
by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006
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