Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
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Michael Jordan

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
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Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.
*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.
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Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 09, 2018
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Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”
Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan
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Michael Jordan

A bad-ass player who wants to win.
Any player that can play at his level.
by Saints September 15, 2003
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Michael Jordan

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan
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