The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
by Dr. Morningwood June 08, 2021
“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
by Alfrendo May 14, 2021
*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.
by UrKing91 November 10, 2019
The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 09, 2018
The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”
by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 09, 2018
by Saints September 15, 2003
by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009