May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022

May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022