Mario

Saves princesses and sleeps with them.

Mario My boy!

by Very Large Dick Tionary November 13, 2018

Mario

A guy that’s funny, ridiculous. Well, if you have a friend called Mario, you’re lucky. He’s lazy but smart ( like a lot ). He has quite the temper, I guess..... don’t know. He likes anime, that’s for sure

Hey Mario, whatcha doin’?
Trying to do stuff, I guess....

by SuperJesse May 18, 2019

Mario

Mario’s are a great people to be around them they will be rude at times but they can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .

Yo mario is always there when I need him. Ikr

by Ur kiddo May 29, 2019

Mario

Sonic but has actual good games.

Sonic: "Why is Sonic Forces so shitty"

Mario: "You wish you had Super Mario Odyssey bitch"

by LolCringe August 23, 2019

Mario

A video game about a guy. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.

And runs like a jamaican

and jumps like a black man

And grabs coins like a Jew

"I really like playing that Mario Kart game!

by Manlyman654 December 10, 2016

Mario

Mario is just such a perfect person , he is a hugger loves to hug . Loves to be all upon on you . His voice , his accent is beautiful ! . If you lose him you will never find someone like him . Being on the phone with him is funny . His laugh is funny but cute . His text are the sweetest . When he is not with you , you will miss him very much . He’ll be in your dreams and the reason you can’t sleep & be in your mind 24/7 and you won’t be able to stop thinking about him

Mario is the best

by Karlyy February 09, 2019

Mario

He is good at football and he gets loads of girls such as agi

Mario is good at football and he gets bare girls such as Agi

by Agi+Mario=❤️ August 13, 2017