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Manalapan

I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.

The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.

Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).

If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of Juul and places to hook up!

- 1 hour later -

Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
by Hell nawww August 19, 2019
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Manatsu

the most amazing person you'll ever meet, she's more beautiful then anything on this planet, super stylish, very popular, specially with the guys, always really nice and subtle, she is the definition of perfect (:
Man, did you see Manatsu today? She looks fucking amazing!
by friendlyfriendisfriendly March 9, 2011
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Mafata

A girl who is funny and wild but doesn't play when someone wants to fight.
Oh you saw Mafata today? She almost slapped me!
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Sco pa tu manaa

The meaning is legit from a song called Kawoula Biov by Daavi Neba and Patapaa who are Ghanaians. The phrase “sco pa tu manaa” was said by Patapaa in the song which is literally Ghanaian gibberish. It was given a meaning by twitter users “what’s on your mind” or what’s your opinion on a topic.
On twitter when an image is posted with the caption “Sco pa tu manaa” they’re asking for your opinion on the image or what’s on your mind when you see the image.
by Safyre__ July 16, 2019
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manatee

A Wonderful sea mammal who swims around and says ralree. Can also be a member of the Fellowship of the Manatee.
Bob: "Hey - we should get manatee T-shirts for the club."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say ralree?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."
by HardwareHank July 6, 2004
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raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
by Alabia May 24, 2008
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Manapause

Manapause is a condition 30-40 year old men experience as their bodies shift to the middle of their lives. Lower testosterone levels and increased levels of stress cause increased uncomfort to heat, irritability and difficulty sleeping.
He sure is experiencing Manapause, he just cant stay calm or cool!
by wadebot August 31, 2018
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