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mapping the coast

1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.

* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.

2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-

Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.

2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
by Short Circuit August 11, 2010
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Mapple

Delicious potato hash. Usually consisting of potatoes, peppers, onions and corned beef.
That hash came out so mapple
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Mappainting

Mappainting, also Map Painting, is a derogatory term to refer to gaming of Grand Strategy Games that are mostly painting maps, such as Hearts of Iron 4, The New Order: Last Days of Europe, Victoria 2, Europa Universalis 4, Stellaris, Sid Meier's Civilization series and similar games.
I love mappainting, but most people wonder how can someone find mappainting funny and entertaining.
by Dumugian January 5, 2022
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Mega_Mapper

Mega Mapper is the famous mapper from the future.Is a Romanian mapper,he like to make AHOE series.In 2021 he will start to grow subscribers fast.
Mega_Mapper=Best mapper from Romania,
by Ion din viitor October 14, 2020
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Mark David Mapp

Mark David Mapp has a very talented tongue! He licks pussy better than a girl! He is sensual and dedicated to the task of orgasms...if you ever get a Mark David flirting with you, say yes unless your a man. Mark David is 100% hetrosexual and very sexy! Best I've ever had!b
Mark David Mapp and I are dating! Best sex I've ever had!
by TJBall May 27, 2023
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mappa

“You used to work at mappa?.”

“Yeah they treat their workers like shit
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sack mapping

shining a flash light through a stretched out ball sack and having a friend trace the vains and other "landmarks" out on a piece of paper, then use a point on the map to decifer where you want to go for the night by comparing it to your local city map.
1."Lets do some sack mapping tonight to find out where we should kick it tonight."

2. Friend: "dude I dont know where to go tonight."

You: "me either, lets sack map it."
by the dick fart September 23, 2011
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