Antarctic Locomotive

When two men bring their assholes together and one shits inside of the other man's ass. Often used by scientists to conserve and share body heat between two men in the cold Antarctic wastes.

we got cold on recon the other day, had to give Rupert an Antarctic Locomotive

by Simsonchin June 19, 2024

Locomotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear you scream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
You want to hear the sound of this machine
We got electric lines and a mission dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear you screaming
Moving down the line now just like me
I got a time bomb. You got a ... ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming

Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya
Screaming You want to see the side of our big dream
We got sodium lights and a secrecy
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We're a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Machine...
I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line now just like me - baby
I got a time bomb you got a ... a ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locomotive Age

by Death Menace August 14, 2023

Rusty Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner (unlike the regular Leaky Locomotive hangs on your shoulders facing you. As you Initiate vaginal intercourse your female partner takes a dump in the toilet.
*Warning* This can get very dirty.

Rusty Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Rusty Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Woah!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

Steam locomotive

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That emojicon on top is a steam locomotive

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

Latvian Locomotive

You start with a dutch rudder then just add more dudes for the Latvian Locomotive. You can have an endless number of dudes and dicks.

A friend and I were doing a dutch rudder when another friend decided he needed in on it. So we formed a Latvian Locomotive.

by FARTHAMMER July 28, 2023

Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath

by Death Menace March 13, 2023

The Locomotive Motion

The act of a woman having sex with a man's anus using a strap-on dildo, while that man has sex with another man's anus, who is having sex with another woman's anus.

What are doing for your couple's date tonight?

The locomotive motion!

by The 23rd Conductor March 4, 2011