Topshop leech

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.

"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."

by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009

Dirty Leech

Sucking on someone's ass hole while they take a shit.

My bitch gave me a dirty leech last night after I finished my burrito.

by Dirty_Leech January 26, 2011

leechsexual

A sexual attraction to leeches primarily people of the plague doctor community are leechsexual

Man1: Larry has been stealing leeches from my pond
Man2: c'mon man you know hes "leechsexual"

by Dr.plaguey May 3, 2021

Lebohang

A person who seems as beautiful, powerful, or amazing as a god who is very trustworthy

Look how everyone is staring at Lebohang like they’ve never seen a walking goddess

by The living goddess November 23, 2021

Pocket Leech

Noun: A girl who is more interested in what is in your wallet than in you.

Dont go to the mall with her , shes a pocket leech.

by angreyposter October 12, 2005

speed leech

When passing a person on the highway and they speed up to match your speed, staying with you until you brake of get ahead of them, at which point they slow back down to their original speed.

I had to cut a speed leech off 'cause they would not let me pass.

by Amarak July 21, 2009

Party Leecher

Someone you don't want to come to your party and purposely don't invite, but that you also don't want to tell they can't come. That person finds out about your party through the grape vine and invites themselves and does inevitably show up. The chance of the party being ruined is also significantly increased by this persons presence.

The Party Leecher calls you a few days or a week before your party to talk about something and then before hanging up says, "So I heard from (insert any name)'s brother that you are having a party. What should I bring?" You've just been, Party Leeched.

Aubs: "The fuck is that faggot doing here? He ruined the party." Jay: "I didn't invite him, he found out from someone else. And I can't tell him he can't come." Aubs: "Classic Party Leecher."

by JJ Sizzles October 28, 2010