Landy

The inability to get it up one night

"Did you sleep with her?" "No mate, I got a Landy"

by Lordyyyyyyyyy February 25, 2022

Landie

Mainland-dweller, relative to the inhabitant of any given island (i.e. Prince Edward Island). Vaguely dismissive or insulting.

"See that guy at the counter? Asked where the low-fat soy products were and I told him he could fill his boots in the the section next to dairy. He said 'where's that?' Typical landie."

by ProfitGeoff February 26, 2022

The Spencer Landis

The best designer at the company.

I need somthing extremely complicated designed so I better talk to The Spencer Landis!

by bbirds August 4, 2022

Wee landy bit

Scottish slang to refer to islands.

Jeff was out spacklin a beast of a wall on that wee landy bit in the bay.

by Ted Mosby's hair April 26, 2019

Faith Landy

Hi! I'm Faith Landy, nice to meet you. I'd like to say that I am very friendly and artistic (even though I kind of suck ). My favorite game is Undertale. My least favorite game is Fortnite. ( pls dont h8 meh ) I have many friends and maybe you can be one of them! Bye! :3

When Faith Landy waltzed into the room, everybody fell silent. ( And she DaBEd oN thE H8ters )

by lol666slime November 12, 2019

Landy

Somebody who cries and takes landscape pictures

Boy : “ what’s wrong with him “
Boy 2 : “ He’s just pulling a Landy “

by DeanoInit June 8, 2021

handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023