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kirklandria 

hey did u see kirklandria
ya she’s so beautiful
kirklandria by iloveurdog November 21, 2023

kirklandria 

hey did u see kirklandria

ya she is so beautiful
kirklandria by iloveurdog November 21, 2023

Kirkland trunktini 

(1) The name for a "Signature Cocktail" when "chicken juice" from your Costco chicken in (now anyway) a bag (it's only juices from the bagged chicken the clamshell hard plastic does not make the same thing.) gets on the floor of your trunk and add a splash of vodka and you have your "Signature Cocktail".

(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
Pass me some of that Kirkland Trunktini, so I'm drunk enough to have Kirkland Trunktini.
The Republic of Kirkland. Home to the land of the Charlie Kirks.
The Republic of Kirkland is home to the Charlie Kirks, an ethnic group iconic for having the facial features of Charlie Kirk.
Kirkland by archiveduser12262025 December 16, 2025

Jimmy Kirkland 

That dude who gets you all fucked up and then comes to stand by you
Yo, i just got the Jimmy Kirkland from Jimmy Kirkland.
Jimmy Kirkland by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.
Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.
Landon Kirkland by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021