Kevin Durant

See also: Benedict Arnold, Judas, and Quisling

You're a Kevin Durant.

by BluesandSaintsNation October 23, 2025

Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake

"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"

by NBAValentino November 24, 2021

Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.

Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.

by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017

Kevin Durant

To leave your team and join forces with the team that you can’t defeat to win a championship.

David: I want to Kevin Durant this team so bad.

by KingMelo15 March 19, 2025