He is a guy who doesn't feel the need to gain validation on social media, unlike some generic named losers.
Generic named loser1 : hey, do you know kanva ?
Generic named loser2 : yeah, the guy with a unique name, unlike us.
Generic named loser1 : yeah dude, his parents surely took some effort while naming their son, unlike our parents, who literally took zero effort in naming us.
Generic named loser2 : yeah, the guy with a unique name, unlike us.
Generic named loser1 : yeah dude, his parents surely took some effort while naming their son, unlike our parents, who literally took zero effort in naming us.
by Bandhkaro172 November 24, 2021
Get the Kanva mug.(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.
(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.
(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.
(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.
(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.
(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*
(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*
(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*
(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*
(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*
by KanalDingo May 13, 2019
Get the Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo mug.A tall, dark and handsome man, good in sports; But a complete dishonest jerk with anti-feminist views. This man is someone who thinks he is the only powerful man and the universe revolves around him. But in reality a complete psychopath, good for nothing, loser.
Stay away from him, he is abhishek kansal.
What an abhishek kansal, throw stones on him.
Look! Abhishek kansal. Call the cops.
What an abhishek kansal, throw stones on him.
Look! Abhishek kansal. Call the cops.
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A really great YouTuber that focuses on rap battle among other things. Might even say on the level of ERB
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