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Jaron

A tall, absolutely shredded genius who will do ten times as well as you at anything with little to no practice, and can get girls even though he has little to no social skills whatsoever
Person A: Damn did Jaron just benchpress 600 pounds one day after starting lifting?!?!?
Person B: Yeah, I heard he was a first round draft pick for the NBA one day after he started playing, he rejected the offer because he wanted to give MMA a try.
by JayPG April 23, 2022
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Jaron

From the Hebrew language.

"He shall sing"

A derivative from the name Aaron.. which means the same thing.

A unique name hardly heard of and not commonly used. A version of the more popular name Jared. But Jaron is the better name I believe.

A shy but super intelligent young man who has the memory of a genius. Family oriented. Home body. Sweet son and friend. Doesn't take shit from anyone. Tough and strong and a wonderful person to know.
Jaron is my son's name.
by poppydreamer January 22, 2022
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A bisexual, colorblind, man from Ohio. Can't tell red from green. Allergic to eggs. Did I mention colorblind?
Me: "Hey Jaron check out this cool shirt"
Jaron: "Yo! Is that brown?"
Me: "No, Jaron, it's green"
by Urmom’sbitch March 9, 2022
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Jarone

A loyal , trustworthy boy or man that is nice sometimes but if you see their other side you won’t like it, they are also a HUGE FUCK BOY PLAYER that gets all the girls.
Yoo Ma Nig Jarone
by Gcsjuhkok November 24, 2021
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A loyal , trustworthy boy or man that is nice sometimes but if you see their other side you won’t like it, they are also a HUGE FUCK BOY PLAYER that gets all the girls.
Yoo Ma Nig Jarone
by Gcsjuhkok November 24, 2021
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Jaron

This man has the biggest, fattest, slimiest, hugest, veiniest, most massive jaron-son any beautiful black man could ever have. All the bitches wanna be his hoe but he's a one-gal guy. He's so confident that he only wears a ski mask in public, the police are too dazzled by his shiny cock glimmering in the sun to arrest him. When he wears sweatpants, he has to run from the crowd slobbering at the sight of his perfect bulge. You know when he's around because you can hear the slapping of the meat anytime he's around the corner, not even hard or flaccid.
Girl 1: Is that an earthquake? Girl 2: No, Jaron's just out for a run.

Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.

I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
by Jaron lover February 22, 2024
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