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mackee-itis

the uncontrollable urge to wear short shorts year round
dude 1: damn it's thirty degrees outside and that chick is wearing short shorts...
dude 2: she must have mackee-itis
by mwsmileyface October 11, 2008
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FoRtNiTe-itis

The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.
by RecycledMemes November 30, 2018
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tiktok-itis

a mental and physical illness in which one cannot stop doing tiktok dances, listening to tiktok sounds and music and spends over 8 hours on tikok per day
"why are you renegading?"

"I have tiktok-itis"
by yeeterfly829 May 31, 2020
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Arya-itis

1. Excessive preoccupation with, indulgence in, reliance on, or possession of the qualities of Arya.

2. Any of a series of social conditions or tendencies to be exposed to Arya regarded as abnormal.
I can't stop thinking about tall, dark-haired Persian men. Got that Arya-itis.
by a concerned citizen February 16, 2005
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Guitar hero-itis

The pain that gets shot into your wrist or hand after playing any of the three guitar hero games for too long.
"Dude, why is your wrist in a cast?"
"I played Guitar Hero 3 for 5 hours non-stop and got Guitar hero-itis"
by Wally Furrer November 16, 2007
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cell phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.
So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.
by Bob Albanese September 16, 2007
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Ho-itis

A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.

Known causes:

1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.

Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.

Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
by DirtyDana/Cali August 23, 2011
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