isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

isosceles

As in a triangle: To be happy, or positive to an almost spiritual degree; to focus on a superior goal from many broad or lesser options; to take the high road or rise above adversity.

"That was rude dawg, but I'm going isosceles."<br>

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Isosceles"

by girlstuff June 24, 2008

Isopod

A cute and cuddly crustacean on the bottom of the sea, until some btards decided to make it a hate symbol.

Person 1: Isopods! SIEG HEIL!
Person 2: How edgy of you.

by theBigRed11 February 3, 2018

Isosceles

Attractive girl with a booty.

"Damn, girl! You an isosceles!"

by Isosceles 2 February 12, 2020

Isopod

A Racist Alt Right group. (Is an acronym for I Stomp On Puny fOreign Degenerates) They also have a saying; Real Isopod Hours, (the time they go out and terrorise minorities)

Bill: Hey John, Get your Isopod on.
John:. hell yeah brother. White power.

by ShitwardTesticles May 3, 2018

isophyl

a male homosexual, especially a stereotypically, aggressively, and exaggeratedly masculine gay man.

An isophyl is the epitome of the good guy that is further beaten down relentlessly in more ways than one. He is the underdog that never really seems to get a break in the media and society and is often stripped of all of his humanity and dignity.

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! May 28, 2007

Isopropyl

an alcohol that is extremely painful and burny when it comes into contact with your ringhole

GAH!! i used an isopropyl swab on my ass and it hurt when i wipe my ass!!

by darryl April 6, 2003