inverse fellatio

A gentleman's term for the sexual position commonly known as sixty nine.

"Good morrow Bartholomew, how was your dame last evening"

"Well not to be too forward William, but we engaged in inverse fellatio for the first time and I have not been brought to climax so vigorously since my first whore!"

"Exemplary!"

by bigsnackman420 June 19, 2018

Inverse Clit

When you are acting tough, and you get a stiffy but then you get wrecked in retaliation and your dick goes inside you.

Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a Bravado Boner. But then he chewed my ass out and I got an Inverse Clit.

Rick: Word.

by Pocket Rocket CPA July 18, 2018

inverse james

the biggest bot with the biggest ego

inverse james: LALALA

by Nona. November 1, 2019

inverse wrights law

The Inverse wrights law; for every 50% reduction in vehicle sales costs go up 15%

Acceleration of the death of vehicle OEMs due to the Inverse wrights law. For instance if their sales drop by 50% their cost to go up 15% and if their gross margin was originally 20% it would drop to 5% assuming they could not increase their pricing.

by Trentism January 16, 2022

Inverse Whac-A-Mole

Thrusting one’s penis into the asshole, then immediately pulling it out and inserting into the vagina, repeating steps one and two until completion.

“I Inverse Whac-A-Moled the literal shit out of that asshole and put it in her vagina.”

by The_Urban_Troll September 1, 2022

inverse function of shit

When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.

James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!

James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!

by yeabuddy19 June 20, 2014

inverse vandalism

Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.

Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007