my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.

Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

Pedal my ears

To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.

Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!

by PE4life January 12, 2022

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023

get out of my ear

When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.

“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.

by Fortnitesuperultragamerdudebro August 12, 2021