my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.

Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

Pedal my ears

To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.

Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!

by PE4life January 12, 2022

get out of my ear

When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.

“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.

by Fortnitesuperultragamerdudebro August 12, 2021

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO My Ear<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO My Ear<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO My Ear<.7.9.7.6>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

buzzing in my ear

when someone doenst shut the fuck up

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear

by Ray Lafleur May 2, 2024

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022