Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."
"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."
"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."
"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."
by fireworks182 April 20, 2010
Get the Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard thatmug. Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.
by Space smith October 27, 2020
Get the Hello my friends, my name is Hiba. I came to this site to design and make money so that I can collect money and travel to the country I dreamed of. I wish me good luck and thank you.mug. 
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the I Wish For You To Fight Imug. It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025
Get the I Wish Never To Do People Wrong Imug. This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was Jared, 19mug.