n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017
Get the Soft Hombre mug.The Ombre Hombre walks around with a shlong in between his thighs. Some may call it his third leg. This is his super power. It gives him the ability to masturbate up to 7 times a day. It is also is his weakness leaving no time for me, mrs. vagina.
by OUMBREHOUMBRE October 7, 2022
Get the Ombre Hombre mug.Related Words
by Gooberz!! March 21, 2024
Get the Eres hombre mug.by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the El hombre hablo mug.When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache
by Shep daddy May 17, 2021
Get the Byron sneaky hombre mug.an awesome softmod made by hackwii that allows you to run apps such as emulators, music players, dvd players, and even games burnt to a disk. at first the twilight hack was needed to download it (which is a modified zelda save file) but with the wii menu 4.2 update, that doesn't work and you now have to use smash stack (which is a glitch in customers stages in super smash bros. brawl) the homebrew channel ca also be used to downgrade your wii to previous system menus, but this is highly discouraged for it can brick your wii if you accidentally update it.
person #1: you gonna get the homebrew channel?
person #2: i don't know can't it mess up your wii?
person #1: the chances are very low and if you didn't update to 4.2 it is almost impossible!! you don't even have to open up your wii which means its still under warranty. the best part is all you need is super smash bros. brawl, an sd card, an internet connection, and a wii (of course)
person #2: wow that sounds great!
person #2: i don't know can't it mess up your wii?
person #1: the chances are very low and if you didn't update to 4.2 it is almost impossible!! you don't even have to open up your wii which means its still under warranty. the best part is all you need is super smash bros. brawl, an sd card, an internet connection, and a wii (of course)
person #2: wow that sounds great!
by anon of e621 April 9, 2010
Get the homebrew channel mug.1. A sick twist between homie and sombrero. An unlikely term of endearment for a friend, associate, or cab driver who happens to be both Mexican and African American.
2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".
2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".
1. Wuddup my homebrero? Please take me to the corner of West and 3rd Street.
2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .
2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .
by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 11, 2008
Get the homebrero mug.