Baltimore hiccup

Baltimore is know for the number of murders each year. A Baltimore Hiccup is when the tip of a crank murders the back of a throat and shoots warm man-goo in a high velocity fashion, causing the throat to hiccup. Jakey was getting a violent mouth hug from Sabrina when he shot his load causing Sabrina to have a Baltimore hiccup.

I tried to pull my schlong out of the neighbors wife’s mouth, but couldn’t resist and blew my wad causing her to have a Baltimore hiccup.

by Muffslayer69 January 16, 2022

Heartbeat Hiccup

When you see a person you truly love and you’re heart stops doing it’s one job for a hot second

Whenever I see Eeshani, I get heartbeat hiccups!!!

by Thatspecificrandomstranger December 28, 2020

story-hiccup

when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame

Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup

by gregory thomasson August 27, 2009

mental hiccup

basically a brain fart

I was trying to explain my work but could't because I had a mental hiccup

by pedocycle November 28, 2018

lick a dick up untill you hiccup!

Means Fuck off!

If you don't like my cooking you can lick a dick up untill you hiccup!!

by MrsWily December 17, 2017

Horse Hiccup

A Queef of massive epic proportions

I heard a horse hiccup from your werepussy

by the shithouse poet August 6, 2009

Cluster hiccup

An unforseen delay creating a chain reaction of minor setbacks

Rob - (On phone with wife) Don't think I can make dinner with your parents tonight, the printer broke at work and I'm all backed up getting the reports ready for the morning.

Sarah - Oh, come on Rob, that's the third time this month your standing us up because of a cluster hiccup.

by shakerrr March 27, 2011