Damascus Haver

Damascus Haver is an insult/phrase that basically means that the person has no life. (Referencing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, released in 2019). Damascus is a hard and tedious camo to get in the game and if you have it you are a Damascus Haver.

Chad: "I play Modern Warfare and I already have Damascus in the first week!"
Chaz: "Crazy, you're a Damascus Haver!"

by waitwhatthefrickamidoing January 13, 2021

Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 03, 2022

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 29, 2024

haver

Someone who has male genitalia

Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.

by insertausernamehere December 11, 2024

Haver

The best most swagtastic american stud. Can argue for years about soccer and every girl wants his shlanger.

A- "Hey look its Haver"
b- "Damn wish I were him"

by LuuuD June 03, 2022

Aids-haver

Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.

Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.

by Lord Of Worms May 19, 2023