Hanson

N. A state of confusion and feeling attraction to a persons who you thought was a girl, but in actuality is boy.

V. being fooled into thinking a boy was a girl.

Tyler was made fun of at work for his hanson on james.

Jordy hansoned Brian at the store today by wearing a wig a long curly blonde wig.

by thesluttyvirgin December 14, 2014

Jasmine Hanson

Someone who loves to shoot people with rubberband guns, drive around to nowhere, send pictures of half naked soccer stars, buy ice-cream and date dumb boys. :D

May or may not get angry if you tell a lie.

Will definitely love you forever if your name is Enrique Iglesias, Cristiano Ronaldo or David Beckham :)

Ashley: Hey i really need a picture of a half naked hot guy!

Jasmine Hanson: Oh i got the goods, don't worry!

by thebestpersonevaaa June 23, 2010

hansonized

to be accessorized by hanson. to make anything related to hanson in some way.

i hansonized my room by putting posters from 1997 on the wall.

by jeana August 26, 2003

Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

by Mike Freash round June 5, 2009

Hanson bomb

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."

Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.

by mwbinDCpsu December 7, 2007

Hasson

Definatly the biggest and most sucessful mac on the face of the earth. one of the better looking guys. He's a Macbook Pro!

Eric: Yo, look at Hasson macin on those cheerleaders
Jeff: i think he just got a few numbers!!
Eric: DAMN!! Hasson you a mac!

by jesusapplesees May 2, 2011

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016