The Hanson Brothers

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."

The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.

by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008

Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009

Zac Hanson

Member of the band Hanson. Best known for his long hair until he cut if off recently. Known to play a pretty mean set of drums.

"Hey look at that kid play the drums! He's a regular Zac Hanson!"

by Kristen H May 23, 2005

Taylor Hanson

hot singer keyboardist of the band Hanson.

The middle one in Hanson. Plays the piano.

by Christa January 16, 2005

Hanson Lok

Hanson you can say is the step back god who scores magnificent step backs. He also is a nutmeg god where he usually nutmegs Ka ming.

Oh this kid just performed a spectacular Hanson Lok!!!!!!

by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019

Korenza Hanson

The most amazing person ever who's sweet and salty. Someone who is quirky and fun to be around and just all together the best and you will always be the best

You're my world Korenza Hanson

by PreconvertedCarb October 11, 2020